I was just thinking that two weeks away today I was all excited about going away on holiday and now I am back at work again. Where did that time go?

In celebration of my holiday I am going to give you al a treat with another seven things today. These are seven things associated with my hotel bedroom experiences.

1. The toilet seat fell off when I first lifted it within minutes of being in the room.

2. The maid wouldn't knock on the door and would burst in the morning at random times and take over my space by frantically stripping the bed! Thankfully I was always dressed, but only just in some cases.

3. The maid burst in one morning when I was sitting on the loo. The door was shut but I had to make loud singing noises to make sure she didn't smash the bathroom door down in her crazed enthusiasm for cleaning.

4. The French maid wasn't even pretty!

5. On the last full day there builders erected scaffolding in front of my window so I couldn't see out properly.

6. I didn't sleep for two days. No idea why.

7. The bathroom shower was vicious and temprementally swapped from hot to icy cold in mid shower with no notice.

todays's seven are:

1. A uneaten fresh looking banana laying the street.

2. An unused tampon on the street. Didn't look to closely into this one.

3. A squashed can of lager with a cigarette butt on top.

4. A McDonalds package. Well there's a suprise.

5. A purple hair band.

6. A new looking bike tethered to the fence by the tram stop.

7. An empty pot of jam (?)