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Kate Melua

by plowe @ 2005-11-30 - 23:11:20

Kate echoes in eternity.

What is it about your sound
that makes me round
upon my soul, my whole,
that makes me kean
and seem defenseless to your cry.......
"I cry for you and the sky
cries for you....."

This shy life was not for me and thy beauty
Only exists in whispers and sounds
So elongated that they stretch my
wild ideas too too much and I want,
I want,nay wish, to pull thy bosum to me,
to me, and through me and to soak up
thy sonic bliss young Katey miss.


 
 

Personal ad reality check

by plowe @ 2005-11-28 - 08:54:20

I didn't sleep too well last night as my head was buzzing with excitment. For the first time in my life I actually answered a personal ad in the Independent newspaper. There was an ad from a woman in her forties looking for love who sounded very nice and I rang the number and left a message with my own phone numbers. She sounded warm and friendly and intelligent and now my whole day is going to be full of "will she call?" thoughts. Gosh. She is into a lot of the things I'm into , Arts, countryside, old hippy stuff. Wierd I should write the personal ad blog earlier in the day and I only picked up the paper with the ad in at work because it was the arts section and I thought there might be something to read.

I had to ring the number back as I realised I had left the wrong telephone number and now I'm thinking should I have saved the messages on the system or does it automatically log them?

Pleasantly Nervous of Nottingham.

En plus (in addition) to the booze.

by plowe @ 2005-11-27 - 19:17:23

To add to my comments earlier today: two observations going from the wierd to the sublime came to me today whilst shopping.

In Waterstones bookshop I spied a greetings card published by The Art Group with the image of George Best as a younger healthier man in his footballing prime saying retrospectively, "I spent all my money on birds, booze and the rest I just squandered."

Then as I was browsing the booze (sic)section in the Tesco Supermarket I saw a notice to general populace which said amusingly: "If you are lucky enough to look under under 21 please do not be offended if we ask you for proof of age when buying age restricted products." Hmmm.

Sunday festive Funday

by plowe @ 2005-11-27 - 17:55:28

Hello my little festive bloggers, excuse the hyper feel of this blog but I have just spent the afternoon in the centre of Nottingham fighting the crowds desperate to spend spend spend in the main shopping centres or 'mauls' as our American cousins call them. Oh got it wrong again they are 'malls' aren't they? Let's look at the linguistics and similarities on sounds here. Mall or Mal, doesn't that infere illness or something wrong ie; malaise or malcontent? How predictive can you get? None of the people I saw milling in the mall (seasonal note to self:like the poetics of that)looked anything but happy, particularly the few whiney snot-nosed kids grizzling in misery because the parents decided not to re-mortgage the house on their children's expensive tv/adverse driven whims. No, folks, adverse is what I meant to put - play on the word - adverts.

Don't get me wrong, Christmas is 4 weeks away and I ain't no Scrooge but if this is what it is like at this time countrywide then what will it be like nearer to the blessed date of the birth of the son of God? 'That's Christmas Day for all of those who are unsure.'

Looking into my crystal ball (only fourteen pounds forty-nine from Woolworths in the pre-chrimbo sale - two balls for the price of one, should you wish) I can see the New Year headlines now 'Retailers complain of slump in sales.." How is this possible? Well, consider all that wandering around the shopping centres and the copious stressed out decision making re; a pressie for the kids, for Auntie Jean ect: and consider what gets bought; four packets of mince pies, a bottle of advocat and coffees for two and a peach smoothie or Ecoke for the small one in the crowded Cafe Relax.

Ho, ho, ho! Santa had the right idea. Keep on laughing!:))

Me? I bought a lovely piece of brisket which is filling the house with Dickensian odours of boiled beef and mustard with roast potatoes. Bob Cratchit would be envious. So, as his fictional sweet natured boy child, Tiny Tim, would say "God bless us everyone and pass the horse radish sauce! (one pound twenty five from Tescos 'own brand')"

Smile for Saturday

by plowe @ 2005-11-26 - 11:18:56

Wot eva appened to the inglish langwige?

by plowe @ 2005-11-25 - 14:38:24

Heard on my bus this morning from one teenage schoolgirl to another.

"So ah toad ah, ah ses ah wunna borra it im."

Roughly translated. "So I informed her, I said I wouldn't lend it to him."

:**:

Peace Joy and Laughter to you all

by plowe @ 2005-11-23 - 22:59:14

Phil xx:DD xx

splishy sploshy

by plowe @ 2005-11-20 - 16:30:24

Grrrr! :## What is it with Supermarkets and washing powder manufactorers? You can choose from liquid/balls/tablets/gel in diddy bags/crystals and f*ck knows what other alternatives to clean the clothes however, whenever I do go back to top up my plastic container with liquid washing powder the buggers have suddenly decided that another method works better and my beloved squishy bags of blue Ariel liquid no longer exist! They are always doing it. Stop changing things!

....and calm... and calm and deep breath.

Phil

children in need

by plowe @ 2005-11-19 - 14:38:59

My friend Delia and me plus me dressing as a sheep for Children in Need at work.

Did you do anything silly or serious for this cause?

Tempting Special Offers

by plowe @ 2005-11-16 - 00:17:11

A silly poem about cost saving adverts

Tempting Special Offers

It started with the beans, buy one get one free.
And next I was enticéd by the means
Of being a friendly Eco man to save a tree.
So where does it go from here
Do I show no fear with the beer
By buying a four pack now for kicks
And forever wreck my pack of six?
Should I get one holiday or save by
Getting two and wave goodbye
To cheap days out with you?
They send me offers through the Radio Times
Of Safari suits and clothes for foreign climes
And for just ninety nine pounds 99 I do believe
I could an extra pair of handmade leather shoes receive!
I must subscribe, I must subscribe,
Pay homage to the cost effective bribe.
Buy one planet, get one free,
Buy the Universe for you and me.
Why stop here? Go all the way!
Buy Middle Earth and Heaven and Hell
The sale it endeth here today!


Phil Lowe
;)

Collective unconscious

by plowe @ 2005-11-13 - 19:10:23

Poetic observations of the groups of happy and drunken people spilling out of Nottingham pubs and clubs at 11pm on a Saturday Night after I have just spent a night on the stage helping to deliver a play and its message of tolerance.

Collective unconscious

Out on the streets you fall;
a cool collective of impressions.
First the curvy women in their
pink latex nurses uniforms all legs
and captured bottoms and heaving cleavage.
They giggle and swear like men and toss
aside alcopops and cocktails of merriment.
Second the gaggle of gay men
wishing they were first on the list,
all gay sway and pouting posture.
They shriek and thrust back the coming out
defiance, all together and here and queer.
Third the hen party, the when party,
the now party, the always party,
the all the best to you my female friend party .
Fourth the drunken loose mouths,
All frothing as the foaming beer,
Toppling in the gutter and mutterings
progress to boorish incoherence.
Fifth the family homeward bound
from 'Disney on Ice', thinking things not nice
and the price of taxi cheap at half the price
to escape this maelstrom of monstrosity.
Me dodging sober and tired through the
taxis and slamming cabs in the neon bottle
litter world.
Bus take me home from the dark collective,
the collective unconscious to the light of the harbour,
to the light and safety of home.

Phil Lowe

Last night tomorrow

by plowe @ 2005-11-12 - 01:05:21

This is me being Mr Kraler in The Diary of Anne Frank

Tomorrow night is the last night.

Bin overkill

by plowe @ 2005-11-11 - 15:27:13

The local county council went crazy today and filled my neighbours yards full of more plastic bins!

There are three others behind the photograph!

:crazy:

Oh Kate! In honour of Kate Bush and her latest album 'Ariel'

by plowe @ 2005-11-11 - 00:45:09

Oooh.

Ooooh, and all that you see
Ooooh, and all that you percieve in me
In the sliding dancing violins of time.
Ooooh and all that I hear from you,
A beat in that heart of mine.
Oooh, to be taken over and over,
Ooooh my English rose in clover,
Ooooh your caress envelopes my heart
And Katherine with you I never want to part.

Aaah, I am the child, the child within
Aaaah, I am the mild thought again
I am the gentle man; the gentleman;
The sensitive of voices now. The now alive.
The humming choices of soft collusion
Of soft confusion, ah of soft confusion.

I fall into the chorus of Italian pianos;
The flocking chorus of doves swooping
through the wind in the cold moonlight tonight.
And here in the hidden songs of birds
And here in the words I hear them speak
From beak to beak and warbling throat
My cooing woods this gentle watery autumn
lives and seeks out my being.

----------------------------------------

Thanks Kate for a great album.

Phil Lowe

Dream on drama man

by plowe @ 2005-11-10 - 00:46:01

I am enjoying being in 'Diary' this week and am looking forward to a period of 'resting' and spending some time doing other stuff like learning more French and chillin' at home and probably spending a few delightful nights at the flicks (Broadway Cinema) watching some new films. Oooooh yes.

Phil x

The journey home last night

by plowe @ 2005-11-09 - 10:08:24

Another successful night was had by all on stage. Bus journey home was mini drama with a very drunk bloke cluttering up the front seat on the Loughborough mini bus. He smelt like a bad day at the brewery and also like the control had disappeared from his bowels. Yuck. He was snorting like a cross bull on meths all the interminally 20 minute journey home and kept staring aggressively hard at the skinhead in the window reflection. Himself! I was pleased to get off at my safe little village stop.

Back at work this morning and looking forward to our matinee performance this afternoon and another performance tonight.

Happy man

by plowe @ 2005-11-08 - 17:27:06

The first night went very well and we had a good review in the local paper and they singled me and my acting out as superb. happy happy happy.
:DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD  :DD  :DD :DD :DD  :DD :DD :DD  :DD :DD :DD

First night tonight

by plowe @ 2005-11-07 - 14:56:22

The Diary of Anne Frank opens tonight so wish me luck folks. :yes:

www.artstheatre.org.uk/show_annefrank.php

To read about the director Nicola Curzon see link on above site

O joy... O joy

by plowe @ 2005-11-06 - 11:59:13

How much better can life get. Kate Bush has a new album out and Joanne Whalley is back on the telly next week in a tv drama. My life is complete.

Hang on someone is knocking at my front door............ oh its only Audrey Tautou, come in duck.

Bonfire night from my childhood memories (1960s)

by plowe @ 2005-11-05 - 17:10:53

Bonfire Night,

A few innocent pennies could be earned in early November by making a Guy Fawkes figure from old clothes and padding and selling his scurrilous, smoky virtues by asking for ‘A Penny for the Guy’.

Bonfires would be built in back gardens and mothers would be busy getting supplies organised for the main event such as bonfire toffee, toffee apples, dandelion and burdock and cherryade drinks.

All sorts of shops used to stock the fireworks and cheap bangers and sparklers would often be lit by older children before the night itself.

Generally there were hundreds of private bonfires going on across the country and of course, in Chaddesden, a large housing estate near Derby where I lived as a child in the 1960s. Invariably, it usually rained on November 5th and we desperately wanted to light the fireworks even though it was raining. When it didn’t threaten rain the streets of Chaddesden would be enveloped in a thick soup of bonfire smoke and the sky would be lit up with rockets and a colourful display of sparkling joy.

Every year the public would be warned about the inherent dangers of fireworks and bonfires getting out of control and the evening’s fun would often be punctuated with the chilling ringing decibels of a thundering fire engine. Luckily I never had any major burns or injuries but I once picked up a sparkler by the hot end and boy did it hurt. I had to put butter on it to take away the sting. Thinking back now as an adult myself, cold water would have worked much better.

When I was about seven we went over from Perth Street to Cromwell Road to visit my favourite Auntie and Uncle, Barb and Ken for bonfire night. I recall my dad chasing my mam down the road with a banger and she must have tripped over because when she came back the heel was broken on her shoe and she had a grazed knee. There was lots of laughter and the 'odd' British joy of burning the mock guy on a huge bonfire and Barbara had made some dark sweet smelling caramel bonfire toffee in the oven. They kept an Alsatian dog called Sandy which was probably safe indoors like most pets were similarly encouraged to be.

Saying that, goldfish seemed to love bonfire night and could often be seen in council house bay windows with their little fishy eyes glued to the sulphurous magical light show unfolding around them, magnified tenfold by the glass sphere they circumnavigated daily.

Popular brand named fireworks in the 1950s and 60s.

Astra Fireworks,
Brock's Fireworks,
Lion Fireworks,
Well’s Fireworks
(advertised as British, Brightest, Best)
Standard Fireworks.

The best ones were Jack in the box, Brock’s Cannon, Bengal Light, Tornado, Pyramid,

Lion fireworks: Snow Shower, Fire barrel, Wotabang, Mighty Atom, Stardust, Roman candle, Golden rain, Golden Sun.

Brock’s boxes were priced up at 5 shillings, 10 shillings and the extravagently priced 20 shillings.88| Yes, that is in ye olde ancient pre-decimal money young bloggers.

Have a safe and fun night tonight firework lovers. :yes:

Quote from Napoleon Hill

by plowe @ 2005-11-03 - 23:11:03

"What The Mind Can Conceive & Believe,
It Can Achieve."

:P

Remember, Remember the 3rd of November

by plowe @ 2005-11-03 - 19:20:06

Just finished a busy day at work and off to the homestead now. Or is that homestead under :## heavy artillery 88| fire? The fireworks are hopefully in the hands of some sensible people this year and I won't feel like I am in the middle of a homely version of some World War One trenches like last year.

Tomorrow night sees the technical rehearsals for The Diary of Anne Frank in which I am performing all next week. These seem to be going ok now and the set looks amazing. Looking forward to a fun week on the stage with a nice group of people and some full audiences.

Phil x

A snippet from BBC article on blogging as opposed to dogging

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 22:31:26

Here in Vienna, dogging is going jogging with your dog. There's even a poster in my vets window encouraging a dogging event. Makes me laugh every time I see it...
Kirsteen Dalziel, Vienna, Austria

A prayer for peace and love

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 22:22:52

May peace and love reign in your hearts and minds tonight and all compassion find a home.

Phil xx :)

Nice poem found on the internet

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 17:21:55

I Would Live in Your Love

I would live in your love as the sea-grasses live in the sea,
Borne up by each wave as it passes, drawn down by each wave that recedes;
I would empty my soul of the dreams that have gathered in me,
I would beat with your heart as it beats, I would follow your soul
as it leads.

Sarah Teasdale

Hooters experience

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 15:29:56

Bad little Sara has just dragged £10 kicking and screaming from my wallet this lunch for the seductions of a Hooters burger and a coffee and a plethora of cute bottoms in tiny orange shorts. Bad Sara. B)

Oh yes, oh yes!

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 01:15:31

'Play dead' by Bjork has just come on the radio! It is one of those totally pissed, dancing naked around the front room moments to her stunningly electric Icelandic musical moments. Not that I am any of those things presently but I recognise the potential in the moments and smile at the memory of when I have been so unattired and frivolous. :wave:

a quarter to midnight and all is bright

by plowe @ 2005-11-01 - 00:57:35

A quarter to midnight and all is bright;
In the night, the night, the elvin-midnight
and ye ghouls and ye fools;
ye faeries pon ye stools;
and ye howls of ye hounds in the dark.

A quarter to midnight and all is bright;
ye blood red dripping mouth and ye two hot lips
that kiss the life away in the shadows
and suck the soul to the depths of hell.

A quarter to midnight and all is bright;
and it's probably time for my bed now actually.
Erm, sleep well boys and girls.

Phil xxxx:> :>> 88|

Happy Haloween