First there was Cilla behaving like somebody's pervy 'should-know-better-at-her-age' auntie some while ago with that scary woman lech look on her face and now even worse! Bobby Ball in a pink leotard cavorting camply in the jungle showing off his sleepy pink viper and surnames in figure hugging latex! Don't they think I have enough bad images to contend with? I couldn't stand him as he was, all 1980s power braces and gap toothed moustache mascarading as vaguely funny to the straight fella Cannon whatever. Religion and comedy should never mix.

Turn of the telly now viewers or at least watch something amusing like the re-runs of The Peep Show.