... Phil Lowe!
Speech: Oh wow (gulps back tears) thankyou Bafta! I've never been happier than when I'm watching films and now I can sell this lovely Bafta award on eBay so I can afford to see even more films. I have a few people to thank. I (gulps back more tears)want to thank Kate Winslet for being so talented and utterly gorgeous. I have all your dvds Kate. Pop round later and you can have them back. (cut to kate laughing)Thanks too to my late Father for first taking me to the pictures to see Ben Hur, the first big screen film I ever saw. Or was it The Wizard of Oz? Dorothy and that chariot pulled by Toto - amazing! Also (starts blubbing happy tears)Kate Winslet -oh no said that already - erm - Slumdog Millionaire!(awards ceremony erupts with applause for the umpteenth time).
Fantastic film! What a story! Brad Pitt and Angelina struggle to survive in Mumbai by working in a call centre and singing songs by Abba. Terrific!
Thankyou Bafta for my Dafta award and for making me the happiest cinema goer and the most confused. 
